You might win a pissing for distance contest, but I can beat it with feces.
This heavyweight hooded sweatshirt speaks with mischievous confidence. Soft, brushed fabric and a roomy kangaroo pocket make it a go-to layer for chill mornings, late-night hangs, or rugged weekends. The bold typographic message sits cleanly on the chest so the wearer’s personality does the talking while the double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord keep the look grounded and durable. It’s built for adults who appreciate humor, warmth, and a reliably comfortable fit that holds up wash after wash.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly fabric for sturdy warmth and a soft hand
- Tubular knit without side seams for a cleaner silhouette
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and tear-away label
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket to keep hands warm
- DTF/DTG print with embroidery options for durable, high-quality decoration
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
